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“mark made me laugh so hard I almost wet myself.  He seemed like a total moron, but we met him after the show, and surprisingly, he can carry on a conversation without drooling on himself.
-     Shirley, crazed fan

“We came out to mark’s show and were surprised – we thought there was going to be a band.  He kept trying to give my friends and I his autograph, and we really just wanted to be left alone.”
-    Erica, semi-crazed fan

“He’s the one with the flat-top haircut, right?  Yeah, I like him.  He’s performed here a few times, and liquor sales are always up on nights he works – seems his fans are a bunch of lushes.
-    Earl, club owner/promoter

“We always knew he would be good at something eventually.”
-    Becky, md’s sister

“mark actually provides a fairly good example for my kids, of what kind of behaviors will NOT be tolerated in our home.
-    Sarah, md’s sister

“Working for mark is a little bit like trying to ride a unicycle while playing dodgeball.”
-    SuperJoe, mark’s assistant

“Am I surprised that mark has been successful in life?  Oh my GOD YES!…

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